De la nature des mails de boulot
Chalaime | 02 Avril, 2008 01:05
Ca fait 3 semaines que je n'ai pas de nouvelles directes de Mortichou. Or j'ai plusieurs questions en suspens. Mais comment faire pour attirer l'attention d'un type qui doit recevoir 300 mails par jour sans être lourde comme une africaine ? Galvanisée par la réponse de Littlefrench (qui me trouve très drôle et se demande comment il n'a pas pu s'en rendre compte dans la vraie vie), j'ai suivi le conseil que m'a donné une fois mon chéri :
"Mais si tu trouves que je te délaisse, au lieu de pleurnicher et de bouder, ce qui va me donner encore plus envie de te délaisser, attire mon attention de manière positive histoire que je me trouve con de t'avoir délaissée"
Ce chéri est un génie.
Bref.
Donc j'ai écrit "le mail de boulot le moins professionnel" de toute ma vie. Et comme je trouve dommage de laisser une telle merveille pourrir dans la boîte mail de Mortichou, je viens le partager avec vous !
Bonjour Mortichou :)
I hope you have the most wonderful Easter of your
life and that everything is ok here at work. (I suppose it's not as we
are at 3 months to go but let's hope it would be ok back one day !)
The good new of the last week for me is that I PASS MY EXAMS.
Eheh only 50 pages for an essay to write, and I'm school-free (yes mister I can invent words if I want)
I'd love to only have to say that to you today but unfortunately I've got requests to send to you so let's focus on that.
First, so the poor bishop from G. doesn't know still where he
would live in Belle. (I sent you an email last week, did you not
receive it or do I have to call the emergencies to come to get you out
of a very big emails avalanche ?!)
Would bishops be hosted in families or would they have a special bishop
area, "please wash your hands before you enter and shake the hand of a
respectful bishop" ?
(don't
know what's happening, I'm in a very stupid funny way today, sorry)(in Mytown we say "j'ai la connerie aujourd'hui" ("connerie" is a big
word, please keep if for mature audiences and do not tell it to a
respectful bishop))
People from P. are still asking for some typical meetings...
after the rural experience, after the impossible desert journey, now
they want to know if it would be possible to speak with abs
about the way they live. I'm sorry for my people, we have a very
"romantic" vision of Ossilia where there is desert and kind
abs everywhere (but I swear I will warn them there is
electricity and no convicts anymore before they come... maybe they
would look everywhere for Ned Kelly to ask him if dying was painful)
So, anyway, would meeting some abs be possible ?
And
finally, I've got a question from Gal to
who you spoke on skype last time about a project she had. She wants to
look for a job of spanish teacher here in Ossilia. Do you know if
it's easy or not for a foreigner to be hired for that job ? Do you know
some catholic schools who are looking for it ? If you had any contacts
that could help, we would build you a little altar here in France and
sacrifice any animal or thing you want. (even people from P.)
Ca vous donne une idée du genre d'échanges que nous avons... je vous ai déjà dit que I love my boss ?
Et le truc TRES positif, c'est que les blagues sont venues toutes seules dans la langue de Shakespeare... c'est fou comme les séries en anglais sous-titré en anglais m'ont aidé à prendre certains automatismes ! (cela dit il doit forcément y avoir un milliard de fautes encore)